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Jessica Alba "MACHETE" Poster!
ComingSoon.net spotted a new poster for Robert Rodriguez's "MACHETE" at the American Film Market (AFM) featuring Jessica Alba as Sartana!"MACHETE" is based on the "fake" trailer in Rodriguez's 2007 "GRINDHOUSE".
The feature version of the trailer finds Machete (Danny Trejo) a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Steven Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Jeff Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (Robert De Niro) a corrupt Senator. Double crossed and on the run Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Michelle Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger, Padre (Cheech Marin) his "holy" brother, and April (Lindsay Lohan) a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Alba), a sexy ICE agent with a special interest in the blade slinger.
Synopsis : Three years ago in Mexico, determined Federale Machete is betrayed and set-up by his boss, resulting in his wife and child being murdered by drug kingpin Torrez. Now, in Texas, Machete resurfaces when hired to assassinate Senator McLaughlin, an extreme advocate against illegal immigration. Once again betrayed and set-up, Machete plots his revenge against the men who've wronged him with the help of resistance fighter Luz, ICE Agent Sartana, and the shotgun-toting Padre.
Source : Comingsoon.net / Oh My Gore !
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penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Alba), a sexy ICE agent
with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Alba), a sexy ICE agent
with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Alba), a sexy ICE agent