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A FILM THAT WILL REDEFINE THE GENRE FOR THE 21ST CENTURY
what genre, you ask?
why the SERIAL-KILLER SUPERHERO ROCK'N'ROLL ZOMBIE ROAD MOVIE ROMANCE GENRE
of course.
WARNING * WARNING * WARNING
Before going any further we must remind you: This movie is thoroughly politically incorrect. If you feel that you may be offended by references to sex organs, replicas of sex organs, flatulence, nudity, sadism, bondage, genital mutilation, disembowelment, cannibalism, zombification, Cha-Cha music, dog-men and the like then PLEASE READ NO FURTHER. If, however, you would care to protest the film upon its release, please picket it when it reaches your town or stage burnings of the home-video. It would be much appreciated.
PLOT SUMMARY:
This here is the story of one Mr. Red Toole. Heís a likeable young guy, thirty-ish, balding, a bit greasy... he and his wife Violet are giddily, marvelously in love. One day when Red comes home from work, Violet presents him with a huge gift box. Oh boy oh boy, what could it be? Violet has made Red a SUPERHERO costume! How sweet-- just like heíd always wanted! Red has a present for Vi, too, see, and he reaches into his briefcase to give her a... bloody length of human entrails? Thatís right, Red and Violet are the most charming pair of SERIAL KILLERS ever. And not only that, but Redís superhero costume boasts... a cape made of human flesh! They are SOOO happy together.
On Hell Island, an uncharted isle somewhere in the Bermuda Triangle, the evil, demented and sexually unbalanced Baron Nefarious is plotting to take over the world. He has just completed his Zombotron device and tests it on the delectable Maldonato Triplets. Success! They become his scantily clad zombie slavegirls. YUM! Now all that remains is to complete the Enormozombotron, a large-scale version of his mind-control device which could enslave all of mankind with the push of a button. Also on his agenda is finding a suitable mate for himself, the future Lord of All Mankind. Coincidentally, while watching the popular TV gameshow Kentucky Bobís WifeSwappiní Rodeo he happens to spot contestants Red and Violet, who turn the show into an on-air bloodbath. How delightful! Nefarious has found his Queen-- he is madly in love with Violet and must make her his own! Nefarious kidnaps Violet and his acts of perversion, sado-masochism and outright flatulence escalate to outrageous proportions. Nefarious has devised a way to "improve" Violetís breasts and intends to surgically equip her with gills so that she may deep-throat his meat torpedo and never need to come up for air.
Meanwhile, Red, in great despair, searches for his lost love-- of course the police are of no help. Except for that one strange cop with the foreign accent that Red canít quite place... he appears again and again, supplying Red with pieces to the puzzle of Violet's whereabouts... and Nefarious' mad, rapidly unfolding zombie plan. This policeman suggests that Red go to Pittsburgh and find a man named Barundeb Duttah. Donning the superhero outfit that Violet made for him, he sets off on the wild, wooly and wonderful journey which will capture the hearts of millions as the first truly great road movie of the new millennium.
In a condemned building in the seediest section of Pittsburgh, Red locates the dreadlocked Bahamian sage Barundeb Duttah soaking in a bubble-filled antique bathtub. Alas, he is not much help but claims that Red will find some answers in Sweden if he can find a particular woman. That woman is the oversexed knockout Super Inga, tending bar in a remote Swedish village populated only by women. Her attempted seduction of Red is fruitless and she sends him to the boon-docks of Madison, West Virginia where he is to seek out the sexagenarian One-Man-Band Rockabilly Legend Hasil Adkins.
Along the way, of course, Red dispatches Nefarious' zombie minions in a frenzy of furniture smashing, blood-spattering, ball-crunching and limb-rending. The zombies may slow him down a bit but they never stop Red in his single-minded objective to rescue Violet.
Red finally locates the eccentric trailer home of Hasil Adkins where the rockabilly legend imparts his special brand of wisdom along with some essential training in Hillbilly Kung Fu. Not only THAT, but the esteemed Mr. Adkins performs a song EXCLUSIVE to the soundtrack of DYZB! After a final visit to the shack of a grizzled and mysterious shark-hunter, Red finds his biggest surprise of all... but donít let us ruin it for youÖ
Armed with a strange alien weapon and a giant rubber dick, Red races to Nefarious' hidden lair on Hell Island just in time to avert the marriage of Nefarious to the drugged and surgically-altered Violet. Red busts in and ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE!!! Nefarious' flesh-hungry zombie horde is relentless in their assault on our hero and his teen sidekick Kid Fantastico (don't even ask). To make things worse, ALL of Nefarious' previous experiments in forming an unstoppable army are freed from their vaults deep beneath the earth-- angry Dog Men!! Robots!! Ninjas!! Radioactive fallout hatches an alien race of gigantic, bloodthirsty Intergalactic Mosquito Warlords!!!!
TOTAL PANDEMONIUM ROLLICKING TOWARD A SPECTACULAR FINALE UNLIKE ANYTHING YOU'VE SEEN BEFORE!!!!! (and yet somehow very much like everything youíve ever seen before)
STILL not enough SHEER HEART-RACING ADRENALINE-PUMPING EXCITEMENT for you?
Then try this DYZB! checklist on for size:
[ ] How about hot, half-naked zombie girls willing to do... just about anything?!?
[ ] An exclusive and eclectic rockíníroll soundtrack!!!
[ ] White hot molten cheese scalding and disfiguring pert young nipples almost beyond recognition!!!
[ ] What about the Half-Man Half-Fish AMPHIBIOUS GUY?!
[ ] More "Die You Zombie Bastards!" theme songs than you can shake a stick at!!!
[ ] Greenskinned zombie bridesmaids in purple vinyl go-go boots!!!
[ ] Hippy Drum Circles!!!
[ ] CoconutHeadFaceMan!!!
[ ] The wrath of the Kraken!!!
[ ] Vlad the Impaler!!!
[ ] Did we mention that there'll be some HOT, HALF-NAKED zombie girls?!? WEARING VERY LITTLE CLOTHING!!!!
Oh My Gore ! : "I watch the promo clip and I can't wait for this movies !!!!! These guys are completely fucked up ! We all known the Troma guy but now, check these Zombastic guys !!!"
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